Jimin Live - 11/21

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My commentary in green. For ease of reading/my typing, Jimin will be 🐥 throughout!
PS, Jimin triggers my cuteness aggression prettttttyy hardcore so you've been warned.

🐥there's not even one person in here...
RM: no it takes a bit though (re: for Weverse to get its shit together and notify us that our precious bingbongs have tried to reach us

🐥yea my phone actually doesn't get great reception in here.. but .. this is crazy.. not even one person
RM: (purely in jest, responding to the 0 ppl in the live because of WV lag) ok.. let's shut down the team.. should we disband?
🐥what do you mean disbandd ::laughing::
RM: no one's even here to see us anymore.. oh! look now there's 29 people
🐥 (off screen, tiny mochi hand) helloO timestamp

RM: anyonghasaeyooo
🐥 anyonghasaeyooo

RM: how's my hair tho?

🐥... a bomb?
RM: ...oh yes

🐥cuz it's been a while since we've dyed our hair..
RM: well like .. my [hair] concept is kinda like .. not-fully-dyed though
🐥oh really? then me too.. that's my 'concept' too - not fully dyed, i didn't even cut my nails
🐥mini moni mini moni

💬my GOATs
RM: ..my goats ::what i imagine is a goat noise?:: (idk if he sincerely misunderstood or was being punny? but tbh his facial expression was not giving understood loll)
RM: we were practicing and i turned it on ...but wait why did we turn it [the live] on? just to say hi right?
🐥just cuz.. said.. we'd turn it on..
RM: did I say that?
🐥no i did

MINIMONI have such a special place in my heart - not only because i LOVE RM aj;dflg j;aldfjg;ldkfjg and i love Jimin but I especially love what they bring out in each other

RM: if you have something to say, say it
🐥well.. i didn't come here to say something in particular.. but..
RM: hi everyone
🐥hi everyone

🐹 what the..
🐹 what the... wdym you turned on live RIGHT after i left?!

🐥oh that's right ::lol:: Jin hyung was just heree lolll
RM: Jin was here giving a special lecture and just left...
🐥Jin hyung was legit just here

RM: wait! you see? you see? you see that? you see that? timestamp
🐥HOPE

i sleep easy knowing no one is a greater fan of all the members of BTS than all the other members of BTS.
🐥HOPE (in Korean)

*희망 (heemang) = hope

For BABY ARMY, that's why j-hope's BT21 character is named "Mang" from "heemang," meaning "hope"

🐥hooman hope
RM: oh hobi's gonna do that thing soon..like now..or soon.. he'll have that event?
🐥hoomannnn
RM: hooman, do you know hooman?

i'm eleventy3% sure Jimin know's it's pronounced hyooman and RM is just playing along too.. so.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

RM: NAMU.. it's NAMU NAMUU damn...

please peep Jimin's cute smily one eye and antenna... and try not to disintegrate from cuteness aggression. ajfklga;ldfjg

🐥 (reading a comment) ofa (oppa), Jimin are you amazing?...
...
good to see you all
so what we're doing here is..
RM: review??
🐥so for a few days.. i've been practicing dancing with [RM] hyung because it's been such a long time since we've last danced..

RM: i practiced on my own for like 2 days.. and then with Jimin for a few days.. one day with Taehyung.. today's like my 5th day

🐥today i danced with seokjinnie hyung and it's so hard.. like hurts my knees so much
RM: like.. cuz we've gotten older.. it's kinda like can we even do this [BTS level choreography] again?
🐥i mean we have to no matter what
RM: it's been like.. 3 years.. since the '22 October Busan concert ..so we're having fun with it..

🐥okay but so since this is filming us from below.. it's like.. we..

isn't this better?
RM: oh like that? okay.. ::immediately starts to look for a solution::

MINIMONI JKFDL:JG:LDFJG:LDKJFG:LJDF:LG I LOVE. I CRYYYYY

RM: we can just put it up there.. on the desk?
🐥i mean you're right..
RM: well it's true but all our hyungnims are over there right now

::oOoo:: sorry man:: ah::

RM: okay stay there.. one sec.. ::shouts wait a minute* in Japanese as he runs away::

🐥::rolling on floor laughing::

::RM comes back rolling a chair over::

🐥lemme do it lemme do it
RM: okay just fixed it right away!

RM:🫡
🐥:🫡

(🤷🏻‍♀️)

RM is out of his mind and making lots of sound effects and it's incredible

🐥i mean it's nothing.. do we look better now?
RM: we do look more like actual human beings now.. pheww

🐥doesn't our hair grow out SO quickly?
RM: me too .. time to show off our hair

look at these fuzzy bbs

🐥like look at the sides isn't it so long?
RM: you look like that.. um.. that .. conducter of a typhoon.. what's that? the maestro who conducts the typhoon
🐥...

🐥..so anyway i'm still kinda thinking about what to do with my hair next though so i'm just growing it out for now
RM: for me? i have no idea
🐥should i do that? the 20/80 part like this ..like with glasses..

i love how RM looks at his derpus lil dongseng with a gaze that is equal parts 😑 and 😍

💬waiting with baited breath/great anticipation
RM: yea please get excited everyone.. we like really..
RM (to Jimin): aren't are songs so good though? I said once already that are songs are good! i already gave the best spoiler

it's precisely at this moment that Jimin sensed the impending danger of RM's spoiler potential

🐥i mean i guess i have too i've said the songs are so great but i'm more curious about their [ARMY's] reaction
RM (to us): but now.. Jimin is saying he wants to re-record everything from the start
🐥::shaking his head looking down::

LOLLL the nervous energy re: any potential spoiler drops is THICK IN THE AIR lmao

RM: no cuz in the military, Jimin set aside 2 hours from his personal time to..
🐥no no no no
RM: ..to practice his vocals..
🐥no no

🐥no.. cuz..
RM: Jimin's changed.. Jimin's..
🐥i don't know if there's a difference

RM: i mean there's something that I've been asking for/expecting from Jimin for a long time.. like I'd always say I wish you could do this more, or that more.. and those things have been reflected well so.. i mean I was actually really surprised when you all sang..
🐥so Taehyungie.. wow Taehyungie is so good..
RM: i mean i really thought.. like.. i thought you were a *nice person

*좋은 사람 (joeun saram) - a nice person

if this is not a reference to a meme, i think this might be a lyric or concept spoiler? but it could also be a ref to a meme I don't recognize lol idk

this is a hand motion from the anime Jujutsu Kaisen

🐥Taehyungie did so well.. like it was so nice.. his voice is so nicee
🐥for me.. that song.. hyung, your voice.. WAOW..
RM: youuu - that song.. your voice forreall.. like you were *insane..

*오지더라 (ohjiduhrah) - (slang) insane, crazy good

🐥that song.. that song.. your voice hyung.. really.. (tiny bb poke of the hyung) i almost sorta crieddd
RM: for me too.. i was so surprised.. like at first i thought it was a guide track - but then realized it was all you - was it mixed with AI? like..
🐥..wha..::death stares for RM but make it mochitinydeathstare so it's still really cute and zero threatening::

RM: so I was like that surprised is all i'm saying
🐥...hyung, let's maybe stop talking about our album
RM: why?
🐥i keep thinking something's gonna come out ..
RM: oh secret

please look at kim namjoon's smile, eyes, hands, and vibe and CRY WITH ME because why is he so precious and i am ded jakdfl;gjaldfjg;lakdfjg

🐥but seriously as much as you all have been eagerly anticipating our next album .. i hope it really is that good but the uncertainty (from not being able to know how we'll respond) looms quite heavy..
RM: i mean but still .. anyway..
🐥yea anyway..
RM: it'll be good
🐥it is nerve wracking though now that you've said that [to RM]
RM: let's get it.. let's goOo

🐥so right now.. it's not because we have a new dance to learn but it's just to warm up our bodies..
RM: oh! if you say that people might misunderstand!
🐥oh did i phrase it weird?
RM: what if they think we don't have any new dances coming up??
🐥no noo not that.. it's cuz there's like nothing yet to prepare so we can't yet..
RM: no but we ARE preparing
🐥yea no we're preparing we're preparing.. my ..i can't.. ::yeets his body on the floor::

lowkey if they'd been sitting on chairs for this live, Jimin would've fallen off .. probably for the second time during this live.. we're not yet 10 minutes in friends.