JK Live - 10/28 (part 1)
JK is a whole whiny bunn and a gamer bunn in this 2-part live
 
            🎮 & 🎮🎮
My commentary in Green. This live - was chaotic - and Jin was in and out via comments and on the phone. Either way, for Jin, I'll be using 🐹 to represent him throughout the live lol. I've translated all his comments in a picture embededded further down in the post. This is the full first live and a little over a third through the second live... I'll wrap the second "half" tomorrow!
Live 1, 🎮
Hii
Hi Everyone
Good to see you again
It's been a whileee
(JK is reading Kancho (cookie balls filled with chocolate) with names [EDIT] ...just names. Not names of celebs or idols.. just names sorta the way Coca Cola has individuals' names on cans/bottles sometimes for the fun of it for their 40th anniversary featuring something like the 500 most COMMON Korean names as well as the Kancho mascots/logo. Apparently some kpop folks started filming themselves finding their names among these cookieballs.. so our kookieball needed to find his name too
but now that I know what this is.. I like that his name isn't among the 500 most popular names for both our JK and for any poor unfortunate Korean soul that has to share a name with this behemoth - model, athlete, musical prodigy that is good at everything...
Minju
Seungkwan
Minhyuk
Heeyoung
Ahjoong
Kijun
Bom
Minho
What does this say? Minkyu?
I'm looking for my name
You know this right?
ohhhh
this name is a little difficult for me to say mm.. it might not matter but...... pass
hehehe
Shiwan oh im shiwan sunbaenim
loo loo loo loo loo looma louie?
yoojung
eden
da in
just a heart
minkyu or inkyu... inkyu it's inkyu
ahhh it's not here - today my name isn't here [again] - i'm opening one per day and my name's not here.. so imma just eat it
good to see you
why did i turn on the live...
the calvin video dropped right..
wanted to "talk about it" a bit and *썰을 좀 풀어
*썰을 좀 풀어 (ssuleul jom peuluh)- literally unravel the story/tale; this is a cute bit of Korean slang that kinda equates to spill the tea/unpack what happened/give you the inside scoop lol
he does this VERY briefly before, as you may well know, the whole live devolves into chaos and global fandom staring at/listening to the smiley boba play games that we cannot see with his best eldest hyungnim, Jin
a new spot today right? [for the live]
yes this is in front of my computer
it's in front of my computer..
woOow it's bright
but i was bored and i was thinking about playing a game... and then talk a bit about the Calvin experience
well.. i was gonna either organize my thoughts about that or play games.. mmmm
well FIRST of all.. i was a little meh about it..
but i do think that.. the amount of work I put it paid off
cuz like..
to be honest.. my outward appearance.. hm..what's that.. like i went to the event right and
when i went to the event.. tbh.. the condition of my outward appearance..
like my diet situation... these things... i wasn't super satisfied/happy with [those things]
and then... the next day.. and next next day were the shoot days
i mean i tried my best to lose weight.. and filmed it after i'd lost a good amount but
i mean compared to right now..
i had a bit more chub on my face
like when i was losing a lot of weight it was kinda okay but
the red background.. that hallway
that scene.. when we filmed there
it still was a bit
i wasn't as bloated/kinda lost a lot of water weight
overall... personally there were some bits i was a bit meh about but
the end product came out well .. so i'm satisfied with it
and there's this photographer that i've been working with since the last campaign shoot
director and writer together..
i think we work/mesh really well together because
the direction is so clear
and also the shoots are fun too
i think this shoot was really fun too, thanks to the director
the direction was so fun to execute..
like if you watch this time too
there's a lot of like wave motions and arm movements and stuff timestamp

those kinds of things.. the director was joking around like that and made it really fun
so it came out well
overall i'm satisfied with the video too
and i want to say thank you to everyone who worked on the shoot together
yes, so today i came wearing calvin clothes again

is it too dark? should i brighten it up?
what is this.. what number is this?* (i think he's *referring to the light setting number but he's kinda mumbly so i'm not sure what he says.. either way he brightens the light)
this should make it a bit brighter
anyways that's that
that is that
so
what should i do
i thought about it
like um.. what is that.
do you guys know steam? steam games?
the game..
what is that called
the app kind of thing
inside there are like a ton of different kinds of games
do you guys know steam?
are you gonna do things?
of course
you can't not do things
you have to do things
do you know the game *Party Animals?

.....i am CRYING. this is the game our CK badass is talking about. okay.. if you've been following me a bit, you know i'm OT7 all day but that i have a squeeeshy soft spot for RM, SUGICAKES, & JK... and THIS IS WHY. HOW. ajkdflgj;aldfjg;ladjfglafg. this game ... please read the description in the screenshot and try not to CRY OR COMMIT ARSON FROM CUTENESS AGGRESSION... and i will do the same. DEEEEEP BREATHS. HE'S SO JKLDFJG:LDJFG:LK CUTE.
you do? don't know?
you don't know anything past *Anipang?
*Anipang for anyone that doesn't know was(is? idk if it's still around) a Kakao-based game that is essentially candy crush but it uses little animals instead of candies. same idea though and right around the time there was a HUGE candy crush craze, anipang was really popular among Koreans as a phone game.
배그?
tell me why I thought he was saying Beg.. and Bagel.. because I don't play this game but this is what that means
'배그' is short for '배틀 그라운드' (Battle Ground) which is the Korean name for the game PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (PUBG). It's a popular online multiplayer battle royale game where players fight to be the last person or team standing

I'm not good at Battlegrounds
Battlegrounds, should I try battlegrounds?
Is there anyone who can teach me battlegrounds?
I'm not good at battlegrounds
I didn't play it because it was scary
Battlegrounds is a bit scary
(#ded. so cute. deceased. bai)
I should.. have it installed already.. Battlegrounds
here it is..
should i just install it first?
how long will it take?
oh! who.. what is this..
i played 42.3 hours....
that must have been when it first came out
when I was big into games I was like REALLY quick to check out new games
when it first came out i was pretty good at it though
yeah that's right, that's right, i remember that
oh and Overwatch too
Should we do Overwatch?
Overwatch?
you can just start a custom match right? Overwatch
(i think he's googling on his phone whether this is possible)

is it not the case?
is it nottt?
what ...should we play? [asking ARMY]
his laptop fan has started to blow a LOTTT
ohh this must be loud
the fan noise must be loud... this isn't a pc it's a laptop so it's bound to be loud
but there's no place to put this
there's no place to set it up... .wait one scene
on the other side.. but if i put it on the other side.. there's no light..
mmm what should i do
what's the best option here... hm..
should i do it like this? does this turn? it doesn't turn
i have to do it like this then
but then i'd have to turn the broadcast back on
you know what i mean right guys i have to turn the broadcast back on
should i turn it back on?
should i turn it back on
like this?
how is it?
but if i do this i can't see
i have to turn it this way to see
i also can't see the comments
i have to turn it back on
i'll turn it back on
okay i'll turn it back on

this is good

kookooball is eating choco balls.. aw he is less roundie but still the cutiest bunn to ever bunn
this is good
i have a goal. i have a goal
i mean doing a live like this is good but to have a fun live with you guys
i want to set up my computer so i can do lives
Battle Ground is 77% downloaded
waghh this is too bright timestamp
bb night vampire bunn shrieks at the bright screen.
to game together..
download Party Animals
this is the kind of game
this is really fun
do you know this game? it's very fun
is this how i get back on steam? ...friends. who's going to talk me out of going back on steam to learn party animals. someone talk me out of this.
I play this with my friend sometimes
it's really fun
no trust.. it's not childish at all
oh what is this
🐹
oh Jin hyung do you know Party Animals? Party Animals?
it's *so fun
꿀잼인데 (kkuljaem inde)- literally means "it's honey fun" but it's a slang term that means "super fun" or "really fun"
재미있어 (jaemi eessuh)- 재미 (jaemi) means "fun" or "interest," and 있어 (eessuh) means "there is" or "exists" - so combined, 재미있어 (jaemi eessuh) translates to "it's fun" or "it's interesting" - BECAUSE "jaemi" contains "jam" - it's a konglish pun to say "you have *no* jams" because the Korean phrase is "[it/you/they] IS/HAS/IS OF fun/interest" so on the flip, if you have NO jams, you are not fun/interesting. So when RM says "Jimin, you have no jams" - this is the pun unpacked. This is also how the Korean slang shortened to "no jam" = not fun evolved loll(to 🐹)you don't have steam ID? what happened...
how could you not have a steam ID?
(to 🐹) you wanna play Crazy Arcade?
but for this game, gaming gaming gaming has to be the main event...
but since you can't see me gaming
viewers watching probably wouldn't have fun
subtle foreshadowing. he would go on to play games regardless of the live viewers' experience... and the live viewers would THOROUGHLY enjoy all the moments of one of the most chaotic nonsensical kpop gamer livestream situations to exist.
what?
so i want to set up the broadcast quickly
🐹:i had an id but it got hacked and someone picked it up"
🐹:i had an id but why did you delete my account"
who made you delete it?
wait how should we do this..
this is frustrating
(laughs)
this is frustrating...
i want to do a game broadcast too like a gaming streamer
like a twitch streamer
why isn't that option available???
please make it alreadyyy
i want to do it
I'm not just saying this..
ai.. forreall
:bunnystomps:: timestamp
Please make it happen (he's appeal-whining to Weverse)
Make it so that we'd be able to do gaming livestreamssss
ahh ::trusfrated x1:
aiii ::trusfrated x2::
so some might see a whiny bb bobaball and like so do i.. but let me also say - each BTS member is an innovator. they so often dream beyond what's readily available~ i love that. i wish i had more of that innate capacity to wonder what else might be possible...
let's do overwatch i can't take this
let's go 1:1 widow* (*widowmaker seems to the be the character he wants to play atp))
imma change my nickname and go
i knew this would happen soOOoo... i re-upped my battle coins
come in [the game room]
what should i make my in game name?
what should i make my nickname? help me decide my nickname
what should i make my battletag?
what's wrong
Jin hyung?
(reading)*why are you so mad? are you crazy?
Jin's replying to JK throwing a tantrum on a livestream lmao. i am deddddd. this is so cute. and 4000% what i would say to JK if he was my sibling.. like tf are you doing, bobaface. calm yourself. MILLIONS of people are watching you crazypants. but then also... he is not my sibling [thank the good lord] so i can just squeeee over his cute witto boba tantrum with zero sense of responsibility.. although as a korean noona, it's not easy lol
what should i do for my nickname?
okay imma just do jeonjungkook
okay jeonjungkook
::puts on headphones::

oh.. i'm thirsty (folks. he is a whole baby.)
oh wow there's a lot of custom games
Genji parkour
1:1 Battle..
what is this?
Noraebang
wait wait wait this is a bit too advanced to just enter any room
wait i'm too blatantly like 'jeonjungkook'
i feel like i'll get trolled/picked on hehehe
🥺 bunn is scared to be heckled. 😠 if you heckle my bunn i will come for you. 🥢
hmm okay lemme get warmed up first though
i think he's playing either a practice round or a practice game because he is silent and just clicking and typing
(to self) what is my mouse sensitivity setting?
mm..
ackk too bright
oh that's fun that character
what was it again?
anyway there is one.. that one..
should i change my nickname again?
jeonjungkook is a bit ehh huh?
i think it's kinda meh ..lemme change it
but i haven't really been playing games all that much lately (implying he won't be very good..so) i bet imma get cussed at by so many kids
recently though.. i did try competitive mode/a ranked game once and i won cuz i played thank (idk what that means)
oh right.. make a room for me
heheheehe
if i make a room and just wait will people come?
if you wait can you just come in?
ack.
uh... ::thinking of a username::
okay 359 artillery unit ..oh you can't do numbers
then what do i do
ARMY Devotee... "Ahba" "Ahbaricano"
okay
Ahbaricano
What did jin hyung say now..
(reading)"Gotta discipline Jungkookie..."
what the.. you're still here hyung??
Hyung, you don't play Overwatch right?
'Create'
Only friends allowed, what is this?
Only friends can join.. .how do i get rid of this?
Settings
Settings
How do i make it..
lobby?
no wait why can only friends join?
what am i supposed to do?
why does it only let friends join?
do i have to start it?
hehehe
view lobby
To make this public lobby you need to reach recommendation level 3
oh a lot has changed
crazy
i can't even do that then..
let's not do it then
sad bunn.
aw i wanted to play competitive mode
how do i..
okay next.. when I reach level 3... the..
okay i'll try it
::reading comments::
(to 🐹)
oh you're installing?
oh you're in the process of installing
hyung aren't you.. don't you not play Overwatch?
oh what should i make as my background? not bad, no? is this okay?
oh that hurts my eyes a LOTTT

bruh. yea... let's not. your entire face is completely red in the darkest room i've ever seen. this cannot be a good time for your eyes.
should we just not? okay
is there no fun game?
what is this.. what ISSS this..
you need to be able to see my screen for us to do anythinggg
right?
so frustrating.. to do livestream
right?
Battlegrounds.. should i try battlegrounds alone?
Battlegrounds is too scary
UGH it's too scary
You never know where you're going to die
horror games would be fun to do tooo
ahhhh pleaseeeee let us do thiss
game streamingggg
 
                     
             
            