JK/Jin Live Highlights - 5/29

자려고 누웠는데 갑자기 (jaryuhgo nuwuneundae gapjagee) =
I Lied Down To Sleep.. But Then Suddenly..

My commentary in green.
opening scene - JK is reading like the 'terms of service' of something.. maybe weverse? when he sees Jin comment LMAO
so right off the bat 1000/10 chaotic vibes- we're starting off strong

• JINNN, Jin, Jin what are you doing instead of sleeping, our Jin, JINNNN, JINN
• I am trying out effects.. filters.. ::scrolls through dozens of filters:: there are so many old filters
• ::yells at his bangs to get out of his way::
• maybe it's better without the filter? i don't know.. 🎶idk idk idk (airplane pt. 2)
• Jin hug attacks bobaball jakdfghja;kdfjg;lajdkflgj';aklfg

Jin: as SOON as I saw you, I ran over JAYKAYYY
JK: it's JINNNNN

JK: it's Jinnn (Jin casually hitting JK)
JK squeaks out in tiny bunn: ...i'm sorry but why are you hitting me...
Jin: you hit me so much today ..earlier..
JK: when?
Jin: at the concert venue
JK: me??
Jin: do you not remember.. you've hit me every single day without fail
JK: hyung, you've done the same
Jin: we both endure the hits as we live life

HAHAHAHAHA I'm going to have to do a vid on this because what Jin says is SO funny loll and delivered SO deadpan but it doesn't come through in written texttt

• they spend like a solid minute just shouting each others' names -_-
• JK/ JINNNN / JK/ JINNN ~ etc.

Jin: I'm so tired eesh
JK: we have to go to sleep
Jin: have a good night
JK: have a good night~ see you next time~
Jin & JK "snore" and pretend to sleep for like .01 seconds

Jin to JK: hurry up and tell them you love them and that you're thankful
JK: i love youuuu.. i love you so muchhh guys..
Jin: te amo
JK: i'm fucking love you
Jin::SIGHHH::aish ::wilts on the bed::
JK:: laughs in tiny boba at the exasperated wilted hyung

Jin: ...please consider me as not here.. I am not here in this room

if you're confused as to why Jin might say this, check out this translation of the JinVKookBap live

Jin: I'm not hereee
JK: he's hereee ::realizing why Jin's squirming and explaining himself, again see the JinVKookBap Live for more info:: no so I mean like that's how much I love them - I'm so so so so so much love you
Jin: ...yea

JK: today - it was our last show in Vegas
Jin to JK: Jung Kook, you smell like alcohol ::bursts out laughing::
JK: goddamnn~~ shit

JK: I'M SO DRUNKKK
Jin to JK: don't look at me while you're saying that!!
JK: so much drunkkk
Jin: we drank together when we all had dinner
JK: that's true but hyung, you left early
Jin: I had to play games - I had no choice - I want to stop games but I can't

JK: okay then I'll tell you [speaking into the camera] wanna know what game Jin hyung has been playing these days?

JK: it's a Playstation game called Nioh and he's almost beaten the entire thing
Jin: I'm at the final boss
JK: he's at the final boss
Jin: I beat that level for you too
JK: this is correct - Jin hyung is .. cuz tbh I was very much a newbie..
Jin: I'm a newbie too
JK: no, hyung- by now you are *고인물
Jin: no I'm a newbieee
JK: no Jin Hyung is 고인물

friends.. LOLLL so some of you know, I'm not caught up on all the newest KOREAN internet slang and some of it is so wild I'd need a Korean youth to explain it to me (e.g., skibidi toilet type nonsense but make it Korean.. like ???) but THIS SLANG IS SO FUNNY

100000% I've never heard it before but I 'got' it right away and it's SOOO funny

*고인물 (goinmool) = literally, water (물) that has collected/pooled; figuratively - stagnant/still water; KOREAN INTERNET SLANG - EXPERIENCED AF/OLD TIMER

I think the most 'similar vein' but not exactly the same- comparison I could think of in English is when someone is called "crusty" HAHAHAH

Like when you call someone crusty - immediately it evokes this 'has been around forever/worn' except crusty doesn't have any 'positive' side -whereas '고인물' depending on context could be neutral/positive meaning more like they're' a 'fixture' in the [whatever] space - here in the context of gaming

JK: Jin hyung is playing Nioh and he only has the final boss left to beat.. and I was enjoying it just fine but then ... but then Jin hyung, outta nowhere.. okay you know how there's like act 1, act 2, act 3

(or whatever equivalent this might be in games, not "levels" - but kinda like 3 movements within the game narrative arc - each "act" containing its own levels)

JK: he went all the way to the first boss [presumably on JK's playstation/account]. I... did not want this hehe
Jin: hehh
JK: but getting up to that boss ..it started getting fun
::Jin rolls off JK, further squishing him, causing JK to pause speaking LOLL::

Jin: what are you talkinggg about... return the playstation then [Jin bought JK the playstation console]
JK: no no that's not it - we have to think of the next game to play
Jin: then..
JK: what about Elden Ring Nightreign?

Jin: of course we have to play Elden Ring Nightreign.. this tour, I didn't play games in my room much

JK: Elden Ring Nightreign
Jin: like in my room- I didn't play it much
JK: Elden Ring Nightreign
Jin: but I beat the game just playing on site at the concert venues
JK: that's right..

JK: the game that Jin hyung introduced me to.. he only played it at the venues ..but he's already at the final boss...
Jin: I mean even still .. I think I've logged like 100 hours of play ..cuz the waiting period is so long.. there's hair and makeup and all the kids [his members lmao] have to get theirs done and we have to wait for that..
JK: but hyung- that's like incredible of you
Jin (in tiny): ...which part?

JK: cuz.. you know why? cuz when you arrive on site.. ..cuz this is our main job right?
Jin: ..right
JK: so since it's our main job.. so it's not your fault.. the reason why I think you're incredible is cuz ...you do everything you're supposed to do and then make additional time to play games
Jin: warmup vocals... warmup exercises.. eat the rock honey..
JK: that's what I mean.. like you warm up your voice.. do warmup exercises... and prep everything you need to prep and that includes playing gamessss

JK (looking at the camera): he does it ALL - Jin hyung does everything
Jin: you just have to get ready quickly that's all
JK: can one do that?? that's not easyy..

Jin: you just gotta start earlier than everyone else and like boom boom boom boom just get through it all
JK: yea that's the part that's incredible - I can't do that
Jin: I can't live like you either

JK: ..no .. well I guess sure.. but but I can't.. I'm simple. I loosen up my body, eat, then.. well hyung, you probably do all this too.. but yea I brush my teeth ..and these things take up a lot of the time - but hyung, you not only get everything done but also make time to play games
Jin: for me - even after all that I've found I still have like 2-3 hours to play games on any given day
JK: and that's what's incredible
Jin: at the venue

JK: that must be right for you then, hyung (that = how Jin uses his time)
Jin: even when we're waiting at the venue though, I'm always the first one out - when we're leaving, I'm always the first one out..
JK: oh now that I think of it.. you're right

Jin: but the time we all leave the hotel [for the venue] is the same
JK: that's right - Jin hyung gets ready the fastest out of anyone

JK/Jin: 🎶jinjinjinjinjinjin~~~🎶 (for like a while.... they sing his name)

Jin: ...this is always how JK calls/summons me
JK smiling like a drunk boba ball: it's true. that's right... that's righttt - Jin hyung gets ready the fastest and that's why it's possible. Jin hyung is a very diligent/productive person, everyone.

Jin: and then ..cuz we both ride the same car.. so then we'll both get in the car and I'll be like 'Jung Kook, if you don't wanna die, put. on. your. seatbelt.'
JK::bunnygiggless::that's righttt ...for each other.. well..
Jin: cuz I get in the car first too..
JK: well, I'm someone that always puts on their seatbelt - whether I'm seated in the front or the back - I'll put on the seatbelt even if a little bit late - but Jin hyung always looks after me saying like "Jung Kook, if you don't wanna fckng die, put on your seatbelt" - and in this way, he shows great concern
Jin::laughing his face off::
JK: and then I'll be like 'Oh! hyungnim! yessir!'

Jin: ...?? what are you talking about? you slap me on my thigh
JK: that's just me showing you affection
Jin: you've hit my thigh so many times I have a bruise on my thigh.. can't even show you right now..
JK: show me please
Jin: nonono

JK: oh! wait a sec
Jin: ??
JK: Jin hyung, how old are you now?
Jin: I'm 35
JK: If you're 35, then you can do sexy ..sexy.. moments ::Jin's ears are BRIGHT red and he scrambles away from JK:: Jinsshi, please come here, Jinsshi please come here
Jin::has moved further away:: my body is tight/fit these days though
JK: Jin hyung has been working out like fckng crazy these days

Jin: oh shit

JK: Jin hyung, you know the ...아랫가슴 그늘?

i AM CRYINGGGGG
this is a new term for me LMAO.. sorta - so while I know all these words separately, I was unfamiliar and thought like maybe it's a strange name for a muscle or something?
아랫가슴 (ahret gaseum) = lower chest; 그늘 (geuneul) = shade (as in shade from the sun, shade under a tree, etc.)
these two words together = the SHADE CREATED BY YOUR CHEST MUSCLES.. THE SHADEEE FRIENDS... THE SHADEEEE... Jin's CHEST CREATES A SHADY AREAAAA - so then the rest of what Jung Kook does to explain makes more sense LMAO and I am dyingggg.. also yes I googled it to see what 'body part' it was.. it is talking about this (below)

JK: when the sun shines down on him.. then it's like... boom.. it's.. nooo joke
Jin: hehehee

(jakdfl;gjladfjg;lajdf;gkja;dfgnma)
what do you mean hehehe you crazy crazy thirst trap you... jakldfjg;alfdjg;lajdf;gkajdfkgadfjgladfjgdskl

Jin: ya (to JK) I am a shy person stop showing everyone
JK::listening 0%::

JK: anyway, okay we're gonna go to sleep now
Jin: good night, have a good nighttt
JK: goodnight everyonee
Jin: can't even sleep cuz of you - what is thisss
JK: no but cuz this is the last concert so
Jin/JK: 🎶Jinjinjinjin~~🎶
Jin::on his way out:: thank you for coming to the concert
JK: do it again
Jin::turning around cuz boba asked::

Jin: everyone, thank you for watching the concert ::heads out::
JK: 90°bow
Jin::comes back::

JK: thank you - it's always thanks to you that we are so grateful - I'm grateful for you every. day. ahhhh jakdgald;kfji don't know how to express how grateful I feel

JK: it's been a while [in ENG] - it's been such a long time [in korean] - Jin hyung has left so I'm going to use the filter I want

• is this too much?
• ::changes filters many times::
• i'm growing out my hair too - how do you say this in english?
• boba hears noises and thinks it's Jin, "Jin hyung's coming back! ..or maybe not?"

turns to say bye but not before he takes a shot like this looking like the TINIEST BOBA IN ALL THE LAND. HOW DOES ANYONE GET ANYTHING DONE AROUND HIM WHEN HE IS SO CUTE??JKGLD:FJLGJD:LFJG

JK: looking for a good photographer and videographer - I'll find you - anyway, byee I'll be going; i miss you guys; yeaaa

💬stop being so cute
WHAT THE😠

-i'm good, i'm doing well always because of you, let's keep in touch

-pick you? you gotta do a good job

-i haven't been on weverse in too long you're right.. but once I get back to Korea.. the way I used to do game lives.. I'll come visit more often and I'll do more lives on my phone, don't worry, see you soon, bye byeee, take caree, byeee

[from off screen]
V: what are you doing?
JK: live.. but I'm ending the live now
V: have you been doing a live this whole time??
JK: nooo I wasn't doing anything until just recently.. and then..
V: ohh

JK: 🎶누가 나를 막아도 (nuga nareul magado=even if someone stands in my way; V's iconic verse in 'Jump') 🎶
V: let's go
JK: we gotta go.. wait hyung, you can't say "let's go" - it's a secrettt
V: what is? the amusement park
JK: amusement park? we're going to an amusement park??
V: of course
JK: okay.. which amusement park? the santa monica one?
V: of course
JK: okay we're going straight to the santa monica amusement park right now
V: let's meet in santa monica
JK to V: hyung, cuz of you - the secret's outtt - what are you doing to do about this???
V: let's gooo hurry uppp
JK: mumbling jibberish santa monica ahhh::drunk bunny giggles:: let's gooo ahhhhh